"The Enterprise has been ordered to investigate the planet RC34..."
::koff koff ... oops, wrong scene!::
::AHEM::
"What is a TriviTeen?"
Often that question has been asked through the years, yet no one has been able to answer this puzzling question on this 'thing', this 'being', this "Triviteen". But modern science has answered that question. We look into the "Trivia Dictionary". A new reference invented, shall we say, from PCLink's finest of Trivia hosts and scorekeepers. Here, we finally reveal the truth, the agony, and the facts about this mysterious creature.
We turn to page number 1,453,983,392 for the "T" section in the Trivia Dictionary. And we found this:
TRIVITEEN - (Trìv - e - teen) - N. 1) A hostess of PCLink Trivias. 2) An obnoxious adolescence that is obsessed with trivia. 3) A person who doesn't know the meaning of spacing between words.
TRIVITEEN - (Trìv - e - teen) - V. 1) To be obsessed with trivia. 2) To not space between words.
"Trivia Dictionary" - Copy Right 1990 - Made in PCLink, Trivia Land
Well, that is what we got from the Trivia Dictionary, but will we get the same from the TriviTeen - itself? Let's find out what she says, as we ask it, or is that her, to explain the complex life of a TriviTeen.
A Triviteen as I am called. A 14 year old (almost 15, mind you...)
female human being, who is obsessed with playing trivia, asking trivia, and hosting a trivia room. In other words, I'm a trivia freek.
Often the question is asked, "What do you do for fun?", and that is easily answered. I'm just your average normal adolescene - just about. I do the 'normal' things such as shop, buy, spend, shop, buy some more, spend, spend, and spend some more. Not only do I buy, shop, and spend - I also like bowling, stamp collecting, school (i dunno why!), computers (obviously), trivia (duh), swimming, and lots lots more. But my greatest love - animals! Whales and Dolphins in particular (the marine life of Earth). If you know me as well as you should, you may also know me as "Dolphin14". And if you know me even better... you know that I am also known as Emily. And if you REALLY absolutely, positively know me, you call me Em.
Anyhow, I am a adolescence, believe it or not. Sometimes I don't sound like one, yet sometimes I sound like a 3 year old baby. But what you see is what you get..when you buy Clorenet! (Oops, there i go again). My second love is games. Games Games Games! ...but that isn't important now is it?
An interesting question - "What does a TriviTeen do in her spare time?" - Well, most of that is answered in my summery of interests. But one thing hasn't been explained yet, and that is "Does she have a job?"... the answer to that is not a no, but it's not a yes. Does she have a paying job? No. Does she have an unpaying job? Yes. I'm a candy striper at my community hospital. In otherwords, I volunteer. Why? Because I have nothing to better to do - noooooo ... well, maybe. But I enjoy it, and I feel important! So there! :P <- we witness the immaturity of a TriviTeen.
Families? Do you have one? - the answer is - OF COURSE! Besides my trivia family, I have one sister, a brother and two parents (obviously). My sister, Valerie as she is called, is 13 - the smart little thing skipped a grade (3rd) and is now right behind me as a high school freshman. My brother, on the other hand is 6 years old and will soon be attending 1st Grade. Why am I telling you this? I have NO idea...
Well what else is there to a TriviTeen? LOTS! Do you want to read more? Naw... Is this profile too long? Probably. Is this profile too weird? Perhaps. Are you sure you want to encounter this so called TriviTeen? Probably never... Am I asking too many questions? Of course. Am I driving you up the wall? Maybe...
Gee, what manners you guys have - Get off of my wall! (snicker). Oh well, in a brief summary:
TRIVITEEN:
AGE: 14
HEIGHT: 5'3" - and growing! :P
WEIGHT: 104.5
WAIST: 24/25
BUST: Not your business...u fool! :)
EYES: Dark Brown
HAIR: Black
SKIN COLOR: Tanned
RACE: Chinese American
INTERESTS: Swimming, Bowling, Animals, Computers, Stamps, & Shop til I drop
OCCUPATION: Student / Trivia Hostess
COMPUTER: Gateway 2000, Apple IIgs
TELECOMMUNICATIONS: PCLink, America Online, Prodigy
BIRTHDATE: 10/18/75 / StarLink - Libra
ACHIEVEMENTS: Principal's Honor Roll, American Legion Award, Student of the Month (2), Varsity Swimming, Presidential Fitness Award (2), and much much more! :>
...and that's about all U need to know about a TriviTeen! :)
